He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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