How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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