I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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