If i come over, it means nothing
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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