Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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