Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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