I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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