Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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