Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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