What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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