the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I did not marry a roomba.
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