Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
