the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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