so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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