SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
