Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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