if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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