Did you just see the Batmobile???
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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