Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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