im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
