Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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