Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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