Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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