I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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