can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
