Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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