4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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