How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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