Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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