so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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