And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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