So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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