Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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