I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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