hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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