what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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