the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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