So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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