I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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