This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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