did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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