don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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