i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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