I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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