If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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