dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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