Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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