I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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