so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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