i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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