drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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