What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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